A U.S. Postal Service mail carrier
was making his rounds.
He had a special-delivery package
that had to be delivered in person,
so he went up to the door. A woman
answered, signed for the package,
and took it.
The mail carrier spotted a snail on
the ground near him. He stomped
on the snail with his heel.
The woman asked, "Why did you
just kill that snail?"
The mail carrier replied, "That sneaky
snail has been following me around