At the end of the semester,
UNC's star football player
celebrated the relaxation
of team curfew by attending
a late night campus party.
Soon after arriving, he became
captivated by a beautiful young
thing and eased into a conversation
with her by asking if she met many
dates at parties.
"Oh, I have a 3.9, so I'm much
more attracted to the strong
academic types than to dumb
party animals," she said. "What's
your G.P.A.?"
Grinning from ear to ear, the football
player boasted, "I get about 27 in the
city and 38 on the highway."
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