A Classic UNC Joke!

There were these two UNC 
grads out hiking when they 
came upon an old, abandoned 
mineshaft. Curious about 
its depth they threw in a 
pebble and waited for the 
sound of it striking the
bottom, but they heard 
nothing. They went and 
got a bigger rock, threw 
it in and waited. Still 
nothing. They searched
the area for something 
larger and came upon 
railroad tie.

With great difficulty, 

the two men carried 
it to the opening and 
threw it in. While waiting 
for it to hit bottom, a goat
suddenly darted between 
them and leaps into the hole!

The guys were still 
standing there with 
astonished looks upon
their faces from the 
actions of the goat 
when a man walked 
up to them. He asked 
them if they had seen 
a goat anywhere in the
area and they said that 
one had just jumped 
into the mineshaft in 
front of them! 

The man replied, 

"Oh no. That couldn't 
be MY goat, mine 
was tied to a railroad 

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Professor Howdy said...

A UNC grad went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted
a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the
difference was.

He told her one had a horn and one didn't, she replied,
"The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run
into too much traffic."

Professor Howdy said...

The man who fell into an upholstery
machine is fully recovered.

Professor Howdy said...

A UNC grad came home from her first day commuting
into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little
peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," the UNC grad replied. "I'm nauseous from
sitting backward on the train."

"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person
sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"

"I couldn't," replied the UNC grad, "there was no one there."

Professor Howdy said...

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