Dinner Date Tonight!

A man and his girlfriend 
were out to dinner one night.

The waiter tells them the 
night's special is almond 
chicken and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good; 
I'll have that," the woman says.

The waiter nods. "And the 
vegetable?" he asks.

"Oh, he'll have the fish," 
she replies.


Professor Howdy said...

Q: What do you call a UNC golfer with an I.Q. of 125?
A: A foursome.

Anonymous said...

Dear Friends,

Bear with each other and forgive whatever
grievances you may have against one another.
Forgive as the Lord forgave you.


Professor Howdy said...

A lawyer enters a bank as a robber is making his
getaway. Noticing that the customers have their
faces buried in the floor, and the tellers have their
hands in the air, the lawyer asks what's going on.
As the bank manager dials the police department
he shouts, "That man just walked out of here with
a million dollars!"

"A million dollars! Why didn't you say something?"
the lawyer says in shock. "I would have given him
my card."

Professor Howdy said...

“Lord, we know we don’t have control of all these events that took place this week. But we do know that you are bigger than it all,” Nebraska running backs coach Ron Brown said in the pregame prayer at PSU.

I kinda doubt that the anti-Christian folks will have the guts to say anything about this prayer...

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