UNC losing to NCSU Wolfpack!!!
After losing again to the Wolfpack,
the UNC football player decided to
try to change his misfortune by going
on a wolf hunting trip. Unfortunately,
he was slightly injured and had to
make an appointment with his doctor
upon his return.
Doctor: How'd you get your hand
so full of splinters? UNC Player:
I was hunting, and caught a timber
If that's too corny for you,
see the comments:O)