Doctor's Question?

UNC losing to NCSU Wolfpack!!!

After losing again to the Wolfpack, 
the UNC football player decided to 
try to change his misfortune by going
on a wolf hunting trip. Unfortunately, 
he was slightly injured and had to 
make an appointment with his doctor 
upon his return.

Doctor: How'd you get your hand 

so full of splinters? UNC Player: 
I was hunting, and caught a timber 
wolf barehanded...

If that's too corny for you,
see the comments:O)


Professor Howdy said...

Two UNC grads were visiting New York City
for the first time..

One crossed the street, while the other wandered
into a subway entrance.

When the 1st guy reached the other side of the street,
he noticed the other emerging from the subway stairs.

"Where ya been?" he asked.

"I don't know," gushed the other guy, "but you should
see the train set that guy has in his basement!"

Professor Howdy said...

UNC Prof: I want you to spell Mississippi.
UNC Student: The river or the state?

Professor Howdy said...

The UNC football coach walked into the locker room
before a game, looked over to his star player and said,
"I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math,
but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you
a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently
and asked, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the
answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had
got it right.

Suddenly all the other players on the team began screaming,
"Come on coach, give him another chance!"

Professor Howdy said...

A UNC scout went to the office of the athletic director and
announced, "Have I got an athlete for you! This guy can
play every sport and excels at every position. He is absolutely
the finest athlete I have ever seen play."

The athletic director was very impressed but had to ask the
question, "But how is he scholastically?"

The scout replied, "He makes straight "A"s in every subject.
However, I must tell you his "B"s are a little crooked."

Professor Howdy said...

What did the geometry teacher say
when she lost her parrot?

Where's my polygon?

Professor Howdy said...

Why did the chocolate chip cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Professor Howdy said...

The Autumn Leaves

The falling leaves drift by the window
The autumn leaves of red and gold
I see your lips, the summer kisses
The sun-burned hands I used to hold

Since you went away the days grow long
And soon I’ll hear old winter’s song
But I miss you most of all my darling
When autumn leaves start to fall

C’est une chanson, qui nous ressemble
Toi tu m’aimais et je t’aimais
Nous vivions tous, les deux ensemble
Toi que m’aimais moi qui t’aimais
Mais la vie sépare ceux qui s’aiment
Tout doucement sans faire de bruit
Et la mer efface sur le sable les pas des
amants désunis

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