Shhhhh, Below are answers to next week's vocabulary exam at UNC:

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.

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Professor Howdy said...

The Naughty Lady

The naughty lady of shady lane had hit the town like a bomb
The back fence gossips ain't been this good since Mabel ran off with Tom
Our town was peaceful and quite before she came on the scene
The lady has started a riot disturbing the suburban routine
The naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl

You should see how see carries on with her admirers galore
She must be giving them quite a thrill the way they flock to her door
She throws those come-hither glances at every Tom, Dick and Joe
When offered some liquid refreshment the lady never never says no
The naughty lady of shady lane has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of shady lane me oh my oh what a girl

The things they're trying to pin on her won't hold much water I'm sure
Beneath the powder and fancy lace there beats a heart sweet and pure
She just needs someone to change her then she'll be nice as can be
If you're in the neighborhood stranger you're welcome to drop in and see
The naughty lady of shady lane so delightful to hold
The naughty lady of shady lane she's delectable quite respectable
And she's only nine days old

Professor Howdy said...


The twin Popsicle was created during the times of the
Great Depression so that two children could share one treat.


The ten most common letters in the English language
(in order) are e, t, a, o, i, n, s, h, r, and d.


Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.

Professor Howdy said...

BERLIN, Oct 17 (Reuters) - Internet users in Egypt, India and Turkey are the
world's most frequent searchers for Web sites using the keyword "sex" on
Google search engines, according to statistics provided by Google Inc.

Germany, Mexico and Austria were world's top three searchers of the word
"Hitler" while "Nazi" scored the most hits in Chile, Australia and the
United Kingdom, data from 2004 to the present retrievable on the "Google
Trends" Web site showed.

Chile also came in first place searching for the word "gay", followed by
Mexico and Colombia.

The top searchers for other keywords were as follows (in order from first to
third place):

"Jihad" - Morocco, Indonesia, Pakistan

"Terrorism" - Pakistan, Philippines, Australia

"Hangover" - Ireland, United Kingdom, United States

"Burrito" - United States, Argentina, Canada

"Iraq" - United States, Australia, Canada

"Taliban" - Pakistan, Australia, Canada

"Tom Cruise" - Canada, United States, Australia

"Britney Spears" - Mexico, Venezuela, Canada

"Homosexual" - Philippines, Chile, Venezuela

"Love" - Philippines, Australia, United States

"Botox" - Australia, United States, United Kingdom

"Viagra" - Italy, United Kingdom, Germany

"David Beckham" - Venezuela, United Kingdom, Mexico

"Kate Moss" - Ireland, United Kingdom, Sweden

"Dolly Buster" - Czech Republic, Austria, Slovakia

"Car bomb" - Australia, United States, Canada

"Marijuana" - Canada, United States, Australia

"IAEA" - Austria, Pakistan, Iran

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