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A man was sitting at home one evening, whenthe doorbell rang. When he answered the door,a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. Thecockroach immediately punched him betweenthe eyes and scampered off.The next evening, the man was sitting at homewhen the doorbell rang again. When he answeredthe door, the cockroach was there again. This time,it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped himbefore running away.The third evening, the man was sitting at home whenthe doorbell rang. When he answered the door, thecockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him andstabbed him several times before running off. Thegravely injured man managed to crawl to the tele-phone and summoned an ambulance.He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds.He asked the man what happened, so the man explainedabout the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in thenear fatal stabbing.The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there'sa nasty bug going around."
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