Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
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The Coast Guard was called out to rescue a small sailboat introuble off the North Carolina Coast. The rescue boat calledthe foundering vessel on the radio to get the its location:"What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"And the reply came back, "My position? I'm Professor ofEnglish at UNC."
"Gravity cannot be held responsible for twopeople falling in love." -Albert Einstein
Before the mountains were born or You brought forth the earthand the world, from everlasting to everlasting You are God.For a thousand years in Your sight are like a day that has justgone by, or like a watch in the night.--Psalm 90:2 and 4
Albert Einstein said:God said:
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