De Opiniepeiling van de telefoon!

I took a part time job as an opinion 
poll sampler. On my very first call, 
I introduced myself, "Hello, this is 
a telephone poll."

The man replied, "Yeeeah, and this 

is a street lamp!"

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Professor Howdy said...

The Coast Guard was called out to rescue a small sailboat in
trouble off the North Carolina Coast. The rescue boat called
the foundering vessel on the radio to get the its location:
"What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"

And the reply came back, "My position? I'm Professor of
English at UNC."

Professor Howdy said...

"Gravity cannot be held responsible for two
people falling in love." -Albert Einstein

Professor Howdy said...

Before the mountains were born or You brought forth the earth
and the world, from everlasting to everlasting You are God.
For a thousand years in Your sight are like a day that has just
gone by, or like a watch in the night.
--Psalm 90:2 and 4

Anonymous said...

Albert Einstein said:
God said:

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