Flat Tire Near UNC!
A UNC student had a flat tire,
pulled off on the side of the road,
and proceeded to put a bouquet
of flowers in front of the car and
one behind it. Then he got back
in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as
he drove by and was so curious
he turned around and went back.
He asked the fellow what the
The UNC student replied, "I have
a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's
with the flowers?"
The student responded, "When you
break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back!
I never did understand it either."