N.C. Trooper Stop!
A N.C. State Trooper pulls a car
with a UNC decal over on a lonely
back road and approaches the driver.
"Ma'am, is there a good reason that
you're weaving all over the road"?
The woman replied, "Oh officer,
thank goodness you're here!!
I almost had an accident! I looked
up and there was a tree right in
front of me. I swerved to the left
and there was another tree in front
of me. I swerved to the right and
there was another tree in front of
Reaching through the side window
to the rear view mirror, the officer
replied, "Ma'am... that's your air