Monday

N.C. Trooper Stop!



A N.C. State Trooper pulls a car 
with a UNC decal over on a lonely 
back road and approaches the driver. 
"Ma'am, is there a good reason that 
you're weaving all over the road"?


The woman replied, "Oh officer, 
thank goodness you're here!!

I almost had an accident! I looked 

up and there was a tree right in 
front of me. I swerved to the left 
and there was another tree in front 
of me. I swerved to the right and 
there was another tree in front of 
me!"


Reaching through the side window 
to the rear view mirror, the officer 
replied, "Ma'am... that's your air 
freshener."

4 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

All of us could take a lesson
from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Anonymous said...

Dear Dr. Howdy,

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power
of Positive Thinking", and then I thought,
what good would that do?

Ronnie S.

Professor Howdy said...

We are all interested in the future, for that
is where you and I are going to spend the
rest of our lives."

Professor Howdy said...

In his last years, Steven P. Jobs veered from exotic diets to cutting-edge treatments as he fought the cancer that ultimately took his life, according to a new biography to be published on Monday.

His early decision to put off surgery and rely instead on fruit juices, acupuncture, herbal remedies and other treatments — some of which he found on the Internet — infuriated and distressed his family, friends and physicians, the book says. From the time of his first diagnosis in October 2003, until he received surgery in July 2004, he kept his condition largely private — secret from Apple employees, executives and shareholders, who were misled.

Had Steve Jobs had a Christian Worldview he might
have still been discovered great new tech products...

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