New Government Study!

(UPI) A new government study just released states that men who laugh at jokes about women are less likely to donate money to "women's causes" than men who don't.

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Professor Howdy said...

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found
absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and
then told him,
"Listen, if you ever expect to cure
your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your
troubles to bed with you."
"I know" said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses
to sleep alone."

Anonymous said...

Dear Dr. Howdy,

In my sociology class at UNC, we were instructed to write
down answers to some questions the teacher was asking.

"Next question," announced the instructor. "How would
you like to be seen by the opposite sex?"

I was thinking about my answer when the young woman
next to me turned and asked, "How do you spell 'intellectual?'"

Love ya,

P.S. Does this proof what you've been saying about UNC students?

Anonymous said...

Dear Dr. Howdy,

No Man or Woman, for that matter,
will ever win the Battle of the
Sexes because there is too much
fraternizing with the enemy.

Patti H.

Professor Howdy said...

The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened
with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said.
"What kind of a day are you having?"

"Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such
a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I
haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle
and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm
supposed to have two couples to dinner tonight."

The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she
said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an
hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner
for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at
your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll
do everything. In fact, I'll even call George at the office and tell him he
ought to come home and help out for once."

"George?" said the housewife. "Who's George?"

"Why, George! Your husband! Is this 861-1200?

"No, this is 861-2100."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number."

There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean you're
not coming over?"

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