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UNC Virus Alert!

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As we do not have any 
programming experience,
this virus works on the 

honor system. Please delete
all of the files on your hard 

drive and manually forward 
this virus to everyone in your 
address book.

Thanks for your cooperation,

UNC Computer Department



4 comments:

  1. TRIVIA


    The minimum age for marriage of Italian girls was raised
    by law to 12 years in 1892.



    The sale of chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore because
    it is a means of "tainting an environment free of dirt."





    WHAT INGREDIENT DO SOME TOOTHPASTES AND MAKEUP CONTAIN?

    Crushed volcanic stone.



    WHAT IS THE LONGEST NAME IN THE BIBLE?

    Mahershalalbaz (Isaiah 8:1).



    WHERE DOES THE WORD 'HOOSIER' COME FROM?

    'Hoosier,' Indiana's state nickname came from a generic
    Southern word, meaning bumpkin or backwoodsman.

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  2. The UNC* medical student was shocked when he received
    a failing grade in radiology. Approaching the professor,
    he demanded to know the reason for the grade.

    "You know the self X-ray you took?" asked the professor.
    "I do."

    "A fine picture," he said, "of your lungs, stomach, and liver."
    "If it's a fine picture, then why did you give me an F?"

    "I had no choice," said the professor. "You didn't put your
    heart into it."

    ________
    *UNC is the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill.
    Specializing in a wide range of degree programs including:
    B.A. A.H.F.(Advanced Hamburger Flipping), A.P.E., B.R.C.
    (Bar Room Conversations), etc. Institution was founded in 1898
    for sons/daughters of local Chapel Still politicians that were
    unable to qualify for the more prestigious institutions of higher
    learning such as Duke, Wake Forest, and N.C. State.

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  3. Hillary Definition:

    *Do you know the definition of BIGOT?
    Anyone who doesn't agree with her.

    *Personal Attack - Any time she's
    asked a question that Republican's
    are asked by the media.

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  4. Now that is funny!

    Thanks for stopping in at my blog and letting me know about these others.

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