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I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectorisand then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these,I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then theygave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completelylost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acuteingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.I don't know how I pulled through it.... It was the hardest spellingtest I've ever had.
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