One day, a man decided to wash
his own sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped up to
Seconds after he stepped up to
the washing machine, he shouted
to his wife, "Honey, what setting
do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What
"It depends," she replied. "What
does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "UNC!"
He yelled back, "UNC!"
As income tax time approaches, have you ever noticed:
ReplyDeleteWhen you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells:
"THEIRS?"
Two UNC grads were taking their first train trip to Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteA vendor came down the corridor selling an oriental fruit
which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the fruit and bit into it just as the
train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she
looked across to her friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?"
"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040?
ReplyDeleteBecause for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.