Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
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An Amusement Park Of Ideas! #ProfHowdy
Q: Why did the UNC prof disconnect his doorbell?A: He wanted to win a Nobel prize.
UNC* freshmen were called upon to make sentences withwords assigned by the English professor.Michelle raised her hand to participate during the challengeof making a sentence with the words "Defeat," "Defense,""Deduct," and "Detail."Michelle stood thinking for a while, all eyes focused on herwhile the other freshmen awaited her reply.Smiling broadly, she then proudly proclaimed, "Defeat ofdeduct went over defense before detail."
If My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land. - 2 Chronicles 7:14
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