1) X is the father of Y, but Y is not the son of X.
How is Y related to X?
2) Which one of these sentences is the odd one out?
One hint, the answer has nothing to do with food.
Jackals are mean, eager scavengers.
Koalas eat in the heat.
Sheep invariably munch old newspapers.
Seals are rare and hungry.
Foxes rich appetite never kicks.
3) Rearrange the letters of the following phrase to
give the name of a U.S. state:
VIEWING A STIR
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ANSWERS TO RIDDLES:
1) Y is the daughter.
2) Seals are rare and hungry; the initial letters spell Sarah.
All of the other sentences spell boys name.
3) West Virginia
these are col vybes
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ReplyDeleteConsider the ravens: They do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet God feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds!