UNC Vet Visit!
A UNC grad took her dog to the vet for its annual check-up.
"Your dog is overweight," the vet said. "You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing fetch with him."
"That's impossible," the grad replied. "I can't play fetch with my dog."
"Why not?" asked the puzzled vet.
"Because," the grad said, "he can't throw."