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Amazing World Restaurant!


Best if read out loud to others!!!

Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.

Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Romania long, either. Venice
lunch ready?

Waitress: I'll Russia table. What are you Ghana Havre?
Aix?

Gent: You want Tibet? I prefer Turkey. Can Jamaica cook
step on the Gaza bit?

Waitress: Odessa laugh! Alaska, but listen for her Wales.

Gent: I'm not Balkan. Just put a Cuba sugar in my Java.

Waitress: Don't you be Sicily, big boy. Sweden it yourself.
I'm only here to Serbia.

Gent: Denmark my check and call the Bosphorus, Egypt me.
There's an Eire. I hope he'll Kenya. I don't Bolivia know
who I am!

Waitress: Canada noise! I don't Caribbean. You sure Ararat!

Gent: Samoa your wisecracks? What's got India? D'you think
this arguing Alps business? Why be so Chile? Be Nice!

Waitress: Don't Kiev me that Boulogne! Alemain do! Spain in
the neck. Pay your Czech and don't Kuwait. Abyssinia!

Gent (to himself): I'll come back with my France and Taiwan
on Zanzibar is open.


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Professor Howdy said...

The Terror-Proof Cross -


In a scary world, in an uncertain world, there's nothing better to hang onto than the cross. Not as a piece of jewelry or a religious symbol - there's no power there - but in the substance of what the cross represents. In terms of the only security we can never lose, it really is our only hope. You can know about the cross, you can wear the cross, you can worship at a cross, and still not be hanging onto the cross as if it's your only hope. And that is what matters.

To some, the death of Jesus Christ on an old rugged cross is just a historical event. To others, it's an important religious focus. But you'll never have your own personal relationship with God. You'll never enter the gates of heaven unless you understand how intensely personal what happened on the cross is for you.

In Colossians 1, beginning with verse 20, our word for today from the Word of God, He shows us the real meaning of what happened that day that nails were driven into the hands and feet of the Son of God and He cried, "My God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?" (Matthew 27:46) Colossians 1:20 says He was "making peace through His blood, shed on the cross." Our sin - that's every wrong thing we've ever thought or done - was a declaration of war against the God of the universe. The lifetime unrest that you've felt in your soul is because you are away from the God you were made for. No peace with God; no peace in your heart. But Jesus executed a peace treaty between you and God, signed in His blood.

Colossians goes on to say, "He forgave us all our sins...He took it away, nailing it to the cross" (2:13-14). You can be clean inside. You can be clean in God's eyes, because when He was nailed to the cross, the guilt of your sins was nailed there, too. When He cried out, "Father, forgive them" (Luke 23:34) on that cross, He was forgiving you. Now the question is: has there ever been a time in your life when you abandoned all other spiritual hopes, your goodness, your church, your religion, your Christian beliefs or background and you pinned all your hopes on what Jesus did on the cross for you? If you don't know you did, you probably didn't.

A young girl clinging tightly to a blood-stained cross. Wow, what a picture of your only true safe place in a dangerous world, anchored to an unloseable love relationship with God because you're hanging onto what Jesus, His Son, did on the cross for you. His love is recession-proof, terror-proof, divorce-proof, and death-proof. And your personal relationship with Him can begin this very day if you'll tell Him, "Lord, I'm yours. I'm placing all my hope in you and your death on the cross for me." If that's what you want, then I invite you to come to our website right away today. You'll find some great helpful information there on how to be sure you belong to Jesus Christ. Just go to yoursforlife.net. Or you can call toll free for the booklet I wrote called Yours For Life. Just call us at 877-741-1200.

Life's way too uncertain to hang onto anything but the only thing you can never lose, and that would be the nail-scarred hand of Jesus Christ.

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Avez-vous su que Dieu vous aime ?
Wußten Sie, daß Gott Sie liebt?
Avete saputo che il dio li ama?
Você soube que o deus o ama?
¿Usted sabía que el dios le ama?

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Anonymous said...

Para el dios amó tan el mundo
que ahorrarán cualquier persona
que cree en él.

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