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Birth Of The Dictionary!





Like a lot of husbands throughout history, Webster would sit down and try to talk to his wife. But as soon as he would start to say something, his wife would say, "... And what's that supposed to mean?" Thus, Webster's Dictionary was born.

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Professor Howdy said...

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one
of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination
room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was,
and she told Him her story. After listening, he had her sit down
and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where
the first Doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you?
Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven
grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without
looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

Professor Howdy said...

The Islamic States of America?


http://www.danielpipes.org/article/2100

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Why The U.S.A. Is At War:

http://attacked911.tripod.com/

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http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/memorial/lists/by-name/


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Professor Howdy said...

The graduate with a Science degree from Duke asks,
"Why does it work?" Graduates with an Engineering
degree from N.C.State asks, "How does it work?"
Grads with an Accounting degree U. of Mich. asks,
"How much will it cost?" The UNC Art School graduate
asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Anonymous said...

What we saw awhile back in the Islamic demonstrations
over the Danish cartoons of Muhammad was another vivid depiction
of the difference between Muhammad and Christ, and what it means
to follow each. Not all Muslims approve the violence. But a deep lesson
remains: The work of Muhammad is based on being honored and the
work of Christ is based on being insulted. This produces two very
different reactions to mockery.

If Christ had not been insulted, there would be no salvation. This was
His saving work: to be insulted and die to rescue sinners from the wrath
of God. Already in the Psalms the path of mockery was promised: “All
who see me mock me; they make mouths at Me; they wag their heads”
(Psalm 22:7). “He was despised and rejected by men . . . as one from whom
men hide their faces . . . and we esteemed Him not”

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