Chapel Hill Destruction!
A very large, old, building was being torn down
in Chapel Hill to make room for a new skyscraper.
Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not
be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.
While working on the 49th floor, two construction
workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind
the elevator shaft. They decided that they should
call the police.
When the police arrived they directed them to the
closet and showed them the skeleton fully clothed
and standing upright. They said, "This could be
Jimmy Hoffa or somebody really important."
Two days went by and the construction workers
couldn't stand it anymore; they had to know who
they had found. They called the police and said,
"We are the two guys who found the skeleton in
the closet and we want to know if it was Jimmy
Hoffa or somebody important."
The police said, "It's not Jimmy Hoffa, but it was
somebody kind of important."
"Well, who was it?"
"The 1956 UNC National Hide-and-Seek Champion."