Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
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The UNC math prof saw that a sophomore wasn't paying attention inclass. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "USA, CBS, Fox News, and the Cartoon Network!"
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground,Mrs. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, theteacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made uglyfaces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up andreplied, "Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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