Monday

New Swine Flu ALERT!



According to the University 
of North Carolina, everyone
should be aware that there 

is a new outbreak of this flu.

Please be conscious of the 

indications that you or members
of your family may have 

contracted the Swine Flu 
Virus.

The
symptoms associated 

with this disease are:

1.) Sore throat.
2.) Slight headache.
3.) Moderate to high temperature.
4.) Nausea or upset stomach.
5.) Uncontrollable urge to roll 

around in the mud.




7 comments:

Professor Howdy said...

A UNC grad is a waitress at a hotel. One morning a
customer was sitting at the table in the dining area, and
said to the grad: "I'd like a cup of coffee, no cream."

The grad went to get the coffee, but after 2 minutes came
back to ask, "I'm sorry sir, we are out of cream. Would you
want your coffee without milk instead?"

Lee C. - Tennessee said...

While my brother was stationed overseas, his wife wrote to
him daily. For an added touch, she'd always scribble little
abbreviated notes on the outside of the envelope.

One day my brother received a letter with the familiar "SWL"
(sealed with love) message on the envelope. He noticed that
the letter was sealed with tape and chuckled when he read
this notation written by a postal employee: "Love didn't
stick--resealed in Seattle."

Professor Howdy said...

Where do they connect?

Four Corners is where the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico
and Utah boundaries intersect. The place is marked by Four
Corners Monument which part of a Navajo Nation Park.

***

What's the biggest volcano in the world?

The biggest volcano in the world is probably Mauna Loa, in
Hawaii. It rises off of the seafloor to 13,000 feet above
sea level or about 29,000 feet above the seafloor. Another
huge volcano is Mt. Etna on the island of Sicily, in Italy.

***

Kayak

The word "kayak" is a palindrome. A palindrome is a word,
number or phrase that reads the same forward and backward.
ex: mom, pop, dad.

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Brothers, I do not consider myself yet to have taken hold of it. But one thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus. - Philippians 3:13-14

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