One Of Professor Howdy's Favorite Corny Jokes!

A sheriff walks into a saloon 
and shouts for everyone's
attention. "Has anyone seen 

Brown Paper Jake?"

"What's he look like?", 

asks one shoddy-looking 

"Well", replies the Sheriff. 

"He wears a brown paper hat,
a brown paper waistcoat, 

a brown paper shirt, brown 
paper boots, brown paper 
pants, and a brown paper 

"So what's he wanted for?", 

asks the same cowboy.



Professor Howdy said...

A UNC student asked and received help from a librarian on
how to use the card catalog. In a little while, the UNC student
approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell

"T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, as the girl thanked her and
went back to her search. A short time later she came to the desk,
looking quite distraught.

"I just can't find it." she said.
"What book are you looking for?" the librarian asked.

Replied the UNC student, "Tequila Mockingbird."

Professor Howdy said...


1) brott brot (noun)
: broken pieces; fragments; leavings

2) unasinous uu nas in es (adjective)
: equally stupid

Professor Howdy said...

"I got a wonderful tribute at the airport. They fired 21 shots
in the air in my honor. Of course, it would've been nicer if
they'd waited for the plane to land." --Bob Hope

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