Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture!
First Published In The Last Century - July 26, 1997!
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At the hardware store where I work inChapel Hill, our manager was writingout a bill when he turned to me andasked, "Hey, what are these nuts worth?"A UNC student looked up and said,"I thought we were getting sevenbucks and hour?"
Per gli stipendi del sin è la morte - ma il regalo del dio è vita everlasting!
"I got a good tip from my stockbroker the other day. He said, 'For only 39 cents, I can super size those fries for you.'" -Jay Leno
Two kids are talking, and one says,"Boy, my dad works twelve hoursa day to give me a nice home andgood food. My mom spends thewhole day cleaning and cookingfor me. I'm really worried."The other kid says, "What haveyou got to worry about?"The first kid says, "What if theytry to escape?"
Escape!!I didn't get it !!#####"Get A Life"Please don't spend too much time in front of the monitor !!!!I do not know when or where !!I need time , I don't want to repeat what happened to me before few months !!!!!!!! Please, if you are serious about this thing ! Let me find, discover, the path toward you!!
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