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On March 27, 1964, North America's strongest recordedearthquake, with a moment magnitude of 9.2, rocked centralAlaska. Each year Alaska has approximately 5,000 earthquakes,including 1,000 that measure above 3.5 on the Richter scale.Of the ten strongest earthquakes ever recorded in the world,three have occurred in Alaska.
A UNC student buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goesto Raleigh to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.The UNC student says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. Wegive you a million today and then you'll get the rest spreadout for the next 19 years."The UNC student said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now!I won it and I want it."Again, the man explain that he would only get a millionthat day and the rest during the next 19 years.The UNC student, furious with the man, screams out,"Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give memy $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
O'Reilly: Christianity Demonized in Media CoverageBill O’Reilly is lashing out against the mainstream media’s labeling of the Norway mass murderer as a “Christian extremist,” calling it an attempt to diminish Christianity and Christian opposition to liberal causes. “Anders Breivik did not kill in the name of Jesus. He was not a member of a Christian-based al-Qaida-like group,” O’Reilly points out, and his actions are “counter to all Christian teaching.”
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