A real-estate agent was driving
around with a new trainee when
she spotted a charming little
farmhouse with a hand-lettered
"For Sale" sign out front.
After briskly introducing herself
and her associate to the startled
occupant, the agent cruised from
room to room, opening closets
and cupboards, testing faucets
and pointing out where a "new
light fixture here and a little paint
there" would help. Pleased with
her assertiveness, the woman
was hopeful that the owner would
offer her the listing.
"Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate
the home-improvement tips and
all, but I think you read my sign
wrong. It says, "HORSE for sale."
Medical Warning
ReplyDeleteFive surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in with, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job
takes longer than you said it would."