Over breakfast this morning, a woman said to her
(UNC grad) husband, "I'll bet you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered acting as if he was
offended, and left for the office.
At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the
woman opened the door, she was handed a box
of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m.,
a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite
chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique
delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to
"First the flowers, then the chocolates and
then the dress!" she exclaimed.
"I've never had a more wonderful Blah Blah
Blah Day in my life!"