Friday

Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names:



19. Brussels Sprouts
18. Cannes Openers
17. Amsterdam Yankees
16. Vienna Sausages
15. Belgium Waffles
14. Manila Folders
13. Czech Bouncers
12. New Dehli Catessans
11. Buenos Airheads
10. Guadalajara Krishnas
9. Iraqi Raccoons
8. Bolivia DeHavillands
7. Seoul Brothers
6. Taipei Personalities
5. Syria Killers
4. Hungary Jacks
3. Dublin Mint Twins
2. Prague Tologists
1. Peking Toms

4 comments:

Marie - South Africa said...

Just thinking…



Can't eat beef .... mad cow disease

Can't eat chicken .... bird flu

Can't eat eggs .... Salmonella

Can't eat pork ..... fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't eat fish ...... heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies ...... insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm??????

Professor Howdy said...

"According to a new medical study, barbecuing is bad for
your prostate. Well, I'm glad they got this out in time.
I was going to barbecue my prostate this weekend. I had no
idea it's bad for you." -Jay Leno

Brenda - TX said...

Subject: FASHION

Many of us [those over 40, WAY over 40, or hovering near 40]
are quite confused about how we should present ourselves.
We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and
whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current
fashions. Despite what you may have seen, the following com-
binations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirt and support hose

5. Ankle bracelet and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly ring and a gall bladder scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirt and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirt and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind
when you shop!

Professor Howdy said...

Never Forget your Roots

China holds the honor as the only ancient civilization
that has continued to the present day. Its culture and
language date back to the 3000s B.C.

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Tea for two but coffee for freedom

The heavy tea tax imposed on the colonies in 1773, which
caused the "Boston Tea Party," resulted in America switch-
ing from tea to coffee. Drinking coffee was an expression
of freedom.

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No Weeping

Willow bark, which provides the salicylic acid from which
aspirin was originally synthesized, has been used as a
pain remedy ever since the Greeks discovered its thera-
peutic power nearly 2,500 years ago.

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