One Unhappy Bride!
A young couple got married and left
on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately
called her mother. Her mother asked,
"How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon
was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama,
as soon as we returned Sam started using
the most horrible language... things I'd never
heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter
words! You've got to come get me and take
me home.... Please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down!
Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter
"Please don't make me tell you, mama,"
wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed
they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you
so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...
words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"