The Horseshoe Incident!
One day a cowboy walked into
a blacksmith shop and picked
up a horseshoe, not realizing
that it had just come from the
He immediately dropped it and
jammed his hand into his pocket,
trying to act as if nothing had
The blacksmith noticed and asked
with a grin, "Kind of hot, wasn't it?"
"Nope," answered the cowboy through
clenched teeth, "it just doesn't take me
long to look at a horseshoe."