Two Girls Talking!
Two UNC* girls were talking
to each other and one couldn't
help but notice how pretty and
beautiful the others skin was.
So she asked her outright what
made her skin so soft and beautiful.
"Well.. once a week I fill a bathtub
up with milk and just soak in it."
So the UNC student went to a farm
and spoke to the farmer. "I'd like
a lot of milk."
"How much?" asked the farmer.
"Well quite a lot because I'm going
to soak in it."
He asked, "Pasteurized?"
"No... just up to my neck."
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