London Bus Stop!
A Swiss man, looking for directions,
pulls up at a bus stop where two
English gents are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch
sprechen?" he asks.
The two English gents just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"
he tries. The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely
The first Englishman turns to the second
and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn
a foreign language."
"Why?" says the other. "That guy knew
four languages, and it didn't do him any