Psychiatrist Visit!

A UNC grad tells her psychiatrist,
"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."

The shrink replies, "Come now, pull
yourself together."


Julia Graham - Cary, NC said...

Did you hear about the UNC* kamikaze
pilot who flew 48 successful missions?

Professor Howdy said...

Once a human reaches the age of 35, he/she will start
losing approximately 7,000 brain cells a day. The cells
will never be replaced.


Harriet Beecher Stowe's "Uncle Tom's Cabin" was published
March 20, 1852. It was the first American novel to sell
one million copies.


The English scientist William Henry Fox Talbot, patented
his own photographic process and then published a des-
cription of it, entitled "The Pencil of Nature" (1844-46).
This book, containing 24 original prints, was the first
publicly available book illustrated with photographs.

Professor Howdy said...

I plead with you to give your bodies
to God. Let them be a living and holy

sacrifice -- the kind He will accept.
When you think of what he has done

for you, is this too much to ask?
Don't copy the behavior and customs

of this world, but let God transform you
into a new person by changing the way you think.

Then you will know what God wants you to do,
and you will know how good and pleasing and

perfect His will really is. - Romans 12

Howard Kitchens said...

The kamikaze pilot with all the successful missions was named Chicken Sukiyaki.

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