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What do frogs eat with
their hamburgers?



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Professor Howdy said...

Q. What do frogs eat with
their hamburgers?

A.. French flies.

Professor Howdy said...

Definitions:

DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the
strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even
though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do
everything
we say.

OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry
shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and
to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with
saliva.

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to
make
those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

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