UNC Party!

At the beginning of the college year, 

a UNC's star football player celebrated 
the relaxation of team curfew for the 
weekend by attending a late night 
campus party.

Soon after arriving, he became 
captivated by a beautiful young 
thing and eased into a conversation 
with her by asking if she met many 
dates at parties.

"Oh, I have a 3.9, so I'm much more 
attracted to the strong academic types 
than to dumb party animals," she said. 
"What's your G.P.A.?"

Grinning from ear to ear, the football 
player boasted, "I get about 27 in the 
city and 38 on the highway."


Hillary D. said...

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits
and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does
a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these?
Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to
your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is
also a good source of field grass (green leafy
vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100%
of your recommended daily allowance of
vegetable products.

MLH - Harvard University said...

The day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will
disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire,
and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare. Since
everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people
ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives.
--2 Peter 3:10-11

Professor Howdy said...

Síðara bréf Páls til Þess 2:3 (Icelandic Bible)
Icelandic Bible (ICELAND)

3Látið engan villa yður á nokkurn hátt. Því að ekki kemur dagurinn nema fráhvarfið komi fyrst og maður syndarinnar birtist. Hann er sonur glötunarinnar,

Anonymous said...

2 Tesaloniceni 2:3 (Romanian)
Romanian (TLCR)

by International Bible Society
[International Bible Society]

3 Nimeni să nu vă înșele în nici un fel, pentru că acea zi nu va veni până când nu vine mai întâi rebeliunea și nu este revelat omul nelegiuirii, cel destinat pentru distrugere,

Professor Howdy said...

Don't let the excitement of youth cause you to forget your Creator. Honor him in your youth before you grow old and no longer enjoy living. - Ecclesiastes 12:1 NLT

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