Wednesday

UNC Party!



At the beginning of the college year, 

a UNC's star football player celebrated 
the relaxation of team curfew for the 
weekend by attending a late night 
campus party.

Soon after arriving, he became 
captivated by a beautiful young 
thing and eased into a conversation 
with her by asking if she met many 
dates at parties.

"Oh, I have a 3.9, so I'm much more 
attracted to the strong academic types 
than to dumb party animals," she said. 
"What's your G.P.A.?"

Grinning from ear to ear, the football 
player boasted, "I get about 27 in the 
city and 38 on the highway."

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits
    and vegetables?

    A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does
    a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these?
    Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
    efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to
    your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is
    also a good source of field grass (green leafy
    vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100%
    of your recommended daily allowance of
    vegetable products.

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  2. Anonymous9:53 AM

    The day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will
    disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire,
    and the earth and everything in it will be laid bare. Since
    everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people
    ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives.
    --2 Peter 3:10-11

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  3. Síðara bréf Páls til Þess 2:3 (Icelandic Bible)
    Icelandic Bible (ICELAND)



    3Látið engan villa yður á nokkurn hátt. Því að ekki kemur dagurinn nema fráhvarfið komi fyrst og maður syndarinnar birtist. Hann er sonur glötunarinnar,

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  4. Anonymous9:59 AM

    2 Tesaloniceni 2:3 (Romanian)
    Romanian (TLCR)

    by International Bible Society
    [International Bible Society]

    3 Nimeni să nu vă înșele în nici un fel, pentru că acea zi nu va veni până când nu vine mai întâi rebeliunea și nu este revelat omul nelegiuirii, cel destinat pentru distrugere,

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  5. Don't let the excitement of youth cause you to forget your Creator. Honor him in your youth before you grow old and no longer enjoy living. - Ecclesiastes 12:1 NLT

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