Woman At Her Doctor's Office!

This woman rushes to see her 
doctor, looking very much
worried and all strung out. 
She rattles off, "Doctor, take
a look at me. When I woke up 
this morning, I looked at myself 
in the mirror and saw my hair 
all wiry and frazzled up, my skin 
was all wrinkled and pasty, my 
eyes were blood-shot and bugging 
out, and I had this corpse-like look 
on my face! What's wrong with me, 

The doctor looks her over for a 
couple of minutes, then calmly 
says, "Well, I can tell you that 
there ain't nothing wrong with 
your eyesight."

(The most popular joke in Australia)

1 comment:

Professor Howdy said...

There was once a movie entitled, "How to Irritate People." It is
obviously the employee training film at the driver's license office.

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