#1 UNC Grad!

A man is driving down a country road, 
when he spots a UNC grad who is a 
farmer standing in the middle of a 
huge field of grass. He pulls the car 
over to the side of the road and 
notices that the grad is just standing 
there, doing nothing. 

The man gets out of the car, walks all 

the way out to the farmer and asks
him, "Excuse me mister, but what 

are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying 

to  win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well...I heard they give the Nobel 

Prize to people who are out standing 
in their field."


Conner Thomas - Yale U. said...

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds
a natural-history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them,
"can carry pieces of food five times their own weight.
What do you conclude from that?"

One child was ready with the answer: "They don't have a union."

Anonymous said...

Dear Howdy,

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant
and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with
different expressions of horror.

Rita R.

Kim C - University of Michigan said...

You do great work, Howdy!

Go Blue!

Kim C.
Professor, Organizational Behavior, School of Business
and Professor, Higher Education, School of Education
University of Michigan

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