#1 UNC Grad!
A man is driving down a country road,
when he spots a UNC grad who is a
farmer standing in the middle of a
huge field of grass. He pulls the car
over to the side of the road and
notices that the grad is just standing
there, doing nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all
the way out to the farmer and asks
him, "Excuse me mister, but what
are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying
to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well...I heard they give the Nobel
Prize to people who are out standing
in their field."