Friday

Eight Levels Of Joy!



*-Your metabolism changes so that you can lose weight eating chocolate.
*-You realize that your kid's report card was really a bad dream.
*-Your computer actually crashes when the technician is there.
*-You bought Amazon.com 2 years ago and sold it high.
*-Steven Speilberg calls your boss looking for you.
*-You haven't put on weight -- your clothes shrank.
*-Your child calls from college just to say hi.
*-The IRS loses your name.

1 comment:

Professor Howdy said...

There are lightning strikes somewhere on earth 100 times
a second. And every time lightning strikes, it generates
Ozone gas. This strengthens the Ozone Layer in the upper
atmosphere.

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The Black Ironwood tree (Olea laurifolia) has wood so dense
that it won't float on water.

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If you were to build a ship you would be better off with a
type of rock known as volcanic pumice rather than Ironwood.
It is less dense than water, so it can float.

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