SpringBreak were over
and the UNC English professor
was asking the class
about their vacations...
He turned to a Senior and
asked what he did
over the break...
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asked what he did
over the break...
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The following was overheard at a recent
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"My ancestry goes all the way back to
Alexander the Great," said one lady.
She then turned to a second woman
and asked, "How far does your family
go back?"
"I don't know," was the reply. "All of
our records were lost in the flood."
All the moons of the Solar System are named after Greek and
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after Shakespearean characters.
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Jupiter's moon Ganymede is the largest moon in the Solar
System, and is larger than the planets Mercury and Pluto.
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Saturn's moon Titan has hundreds of times more oil and
natural gas than all the known reserves on Earth.
My doctor is always innovative.
ReplyDeleteNow I don't even have to go see him;
I just stick my tongue into the fax machine.
"I used to compete in sports a lot, but then I realized that
ReplyDeleteyou can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything."
-Demetri Martin
Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck
ReplyDeletehunting? They bought new outfits & equipment, and went out
to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was
really good. But after several hours of thrashing through
the woods, one fellow said, "I don't know about this. We've
been out here all day and haven't caught a single duck. Do
you think we're doing something wrong?"
"I don't know," replied the other. "Maybe we're not throwing
the dog high enough."
Spring Break was over and the UNC English professor
ReplyDeletewas asking the class about their vacations...
She turned to a Senior and asked what he did over
the the break.
"We visited my aunt in Minneapolis, Minnesota," he said.
"What an excellent pair of spelling words," the prof said,
"Can you tell the class how you spell that?"
The Senior thought about it and said, "Ya know, we really
went to Ohio."