New Dogs For UNC Grad!
A girl was visiting her friend who
was a recent UNC grad & who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked
her what their names were.
The girl responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was
Her friend said, "Whoever heard
of someone naming dogs like that?
"HELLOOOooo," answered the
UNC grad. "They're watch dogs!"
Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used in The"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:
1) Senate Dinosaurs
2) Harvard or U.C.-Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.
#UNC WatchDog #UNCFriend #ProfHowdy