Monday

New Dogs For UNC Grad!

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A girl was visiting her friend who 
was a recent  UNC grad & who had 
acquired two new dogs, and asked 
her what their names were.

The girl responded by saying that 

one was named Rolex and one was 
named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard 

of someone naming dogs like that?

"HELLOOOooo," answered the 

UNC grad. "They're watch dogs!"

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& Humor'
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5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UGA, or FSU.


#UNC WatchDog #UNCFriend #ProfHowdy

1 comment:

Professor Howdy said...

"Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy
of everyone else" - William Rotsler

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