A UNC scout went to the office
of the athletic director and
announced, "Have I got an
athlete for you! This guy can
play every sport and excels
at every position. He is absolutely
the finest athlete I have ever
The athletic director was very
impressed but had to ask the
question, "But how is he scholastically?"
The scout replied, "He makes
straight "A"s in every subject.
However, I must tell you his
"B"s are a little crooked."
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