Mrs. Duke U. grad, Mrs. Wolfpack
and Mrs. UNC grad were chatting
Said Mrs. UNC, "I've been experiencing
a strange and painful side effect from coffee.
I'm fine when I drink it black, but if
I use cream, or sugar, or both, I get
a stabbing pain in one eye."
Mrs. UNC took a sip of her coffee.
"Owwwww!" she cried. "There it
Said Mrs. Duke, "Dear... take the
spoon out of the cup."
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