Two students were being held hostage
in a third world country and both were
going to be shot.
The NCSU Student
One of them was a UNC student who
was a country music lover and the other
was a N.C. State student who enjoyed all
kinds of music. Before they were shot
they were asked for one last request before
they died. The UNC student said, "I would
like to listen to 'Achy Breaky Heart' fifty
times in a row." The State student says,
"Please, shoot me first."
The UNC Student
"Scientists say they've found a new link between depression
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-Conan O'Brien
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"Tom Cruise is moving to New York City. You know what that
means - Mayor Bloomberg will no longer be the shortest guy
in town." -David Letterman
My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept
ReplyDeleterefusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what,"
he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you
name the boat?"
Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went
to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw
painted on the side: "For Sale."
You shall keep them, O Lord, You shall preserve them from this generation forever. - Psalms 12:7 NKJ
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