A job applicant from UNC was asked, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?"
"Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality- sometimes I have a little trouble telling what's real from what's not."
"Okay," said the interviewer. "And what are your strengths?"
(Note: He was hired as a government
bureaucrat to create more snail mail
to keep the Post Office in business!)