Common Error Messages!


 Above messages are for those stuck in the technology 
of the '90s (Windows)! Get a Mac & sell the Dell!


Anthony DiNozzo said...

A couple of UNC grads are hunters and are out in the
woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't
seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy.
I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence,
then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line.
He says: “OK, now what?"

Professor Howdy said...

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own
understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will
make your paths straight. Pr 3:5

For God made two great lights, the sun and the moon, to shine down upon the earth. The greater one, the sun, presides during the day; the lesser one, the moon, presides through the night. He also made the stars. - Genesis 1:16

But God showed His great love for us by sending Christ to die for us while we were still sinners. - Romans 5:8

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