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A couple of UNC grads are hunters and are out in thewoods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn'tseem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergencyservices.He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy.I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence,then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line.He says: “OK, now what?"
Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your ownunderstanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He willmake your paths straight. Pr 3:5For God made two great lights, the sun and the moon, to shine down upon the earth. The greater one, the sun, presides during the day; the lesser one, the moon, presides through the night. He also made the stars. - Genesis 1:16 But God showed His great love for us by sending Christ to die for us while we were still sinners. - Romans 5:8
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