UNC Shoe Store!
A UNC grad walks into a shoe store,
and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down
and has a look at the shoes and the
"Try pulling the tongue out." offers the clerk.
"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.