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UNC Shoe Store!



A UNC grad walks into a shoe store, 
and tries on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.


"Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man.


The assistant promptly bends down 

and has a look at the shoes and the 
man's feet.

"Try
pulling the tongue out." offers the clerk.


"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.


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Chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which
is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange
slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so
eat as many as you want.

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