Woman At Her Doctor's Office!

This woman rushes to see her doctor, 
looking very much worried and all 
strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, 
take a look at me. When I woke up 
this morning, I looked at myself in 
the mirror and saw my hair all wiry 
and frazzled up, my skin was all 
wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were 
blood-shot and bugging out, and 
I had this corpse-like look on my
face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple 
of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, 
I can tell you that there ain't nothing
wrong with your eyesight."

(The most popular joke in Australia)

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Leroy Jethro Gibbs said...


The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus
composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons,
25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant
vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does
not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to

Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny
particles known as morons.

Professor Howdy said...

The heavens declare the glory of God;
the skies proclaim the work of His hands.
Day after day they pour forth speech; night
after night they display knowledge. --Psalm 19

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