Woman At Her Doctor's Office!
This woman rushes to see her doctor,
looking very much worried and all
strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor,
take a look at me. When I woke up
this morning, I looked at myself in
the mirror and saw my hair all wiry
and frazzled up, my skin was all
wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were
blood-shot and bugging out, and
I had this corpse-like look on my
face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple
of minutes, then calmly says, "Well,
I can tell you that there ain't nothing
wrong with your eyesight."
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