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Marrying Twins?





A fellow and his wife living in Houston, 
Texas, where the people are all patriots, 
were blessed with the birth of twins, two 
identical girls. These twins were born on 
the 4th of July, and the father, being patriotic, 
said to his wife, "We will name them Liberty 
and Justice, after the pledge of allegiance".

His wife said, "Are you nuts? You can't 
have girls going through life with names 
like Liberty and Justice. We are going to 
name them regular girl's names like Mary 
or Jane".

Well, the argument went on for about 
a month, when a compromise was reached.

They would each name one of the girls. 
The man chose Liberty and the wife picked
Elizabeth.

As the girls grew, they were so identical, 
they kept pulling tricks on people who 
couldn't tell them apart.

Finally, when they were about 18, a young 
man took interest in them. He would take 
one out on a date but he was never sure 
which one he was with.

He decided he would marry at least one 
of them, but he wasn't sure which one he 
would marry.

He went to the girls father and explained 
his quandry.

"I love your daughters and want to marry 
one of them, but I can't tell them apart, 
so I will leave it up to you...

Give me Liberty or give me Beth."


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