Monday

New UNC Grad Job!



I spent 20 minutes explaining 
life insurance options to one
of the new employees who 
had just graduated from UNC.

After reviewing the different 
plans and monthly deductions,
he decided to max out, choosing 
$100,000 worth of life insurance.
But he had one last question.

"Now," he said, "what do I have 
to do to collect the money?"

4 comments:

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Leroy Jethro Gibbs said...

I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

Professor Howdy said...

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Leroy Jethro Gibbs said...

I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect myself from murderers and thieves.

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